See my flickr set “Lightning” for more photos throughout the season.

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They are in response, to some degree, to the seemingly increasing number of ads placed by “budding” or “new” professional photographers who are looking to start a portfolio (or some similar story), and are willing to do the jobs of other, more expensive, pro photographers — for free.  Likewise, there are even the occasional posts by money-saving brides or wedding planners, scouting out for these “portfolio-builders,” and outright asking for free services at weddings or other events.

The following post is an example of the former, in the guise of a reply to the latter — recently found in Phoenix Arizona’s ”Event Gigs” craigslist section.

Here is the current link to the CL post.

It will undoubtedly be removed or age out eventually, so to preserve this gem, here is a snapshot in all it’s sarcastic glory:

phoenix craigslist > east valley > gigs > event gigs

Wedding Photographer (Anywhere gas money takes me)

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Date: 2010-06-22, 2:27PM MST
Reply to: gigs-n8wkn-1805619055@craigslist.org
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Hi! I’m posting this primarily in reply to Mary, from Chandler, who asked to find someone to shoot her wedding for free. Sounds GREAT! Mary didn’t leave an email address or way to contact her, so I’m posting my reply here. If anyone else out there needs your photography done for REALLY CHEAP or even FREE — I hope you’ll drop me an email!!!

Hi there! My name is Larry and I just got a brand new camera last Christmas but haven’t even taken it out of the box. I really want to get into the wedding photography business because I see so many people here are getting married and it looks like easy money. I can’t guarantee that even one photo will turn out looking good but I sure will try. Some pictures will be used for my portfolio and my future website. I start booking appointments this week! I am now booking for Summer and Fall of 2010.

I specialize in all types of Lifestyle Photography including:

Weddings – You’ll have to pay $15 for gas money outside of Scottsdale, though.
Bridals
Engagements
Families
Children
Portraiture
Fashion
Product
Music
Event / Live Performance

My style is classy, elegant and artistic — with a bit of an edge, but it’s a soft edge, so it’s really more like it’s not an edge at all. But it’s a style. I think. Anyway, my photos look really cool and I would be honored to be part of your special occasion or photography needs considering I have absolutely no professional experience whatsoever. I would love to capture those beautiful moments for you and your family.

I have so much passion for being a wedding photographer! All my friends and family tell me I take great pictures at all our outings and picnics, and portraits of our dogs. I used to photograph the cat a lot too, but it died, so now I have more time to photograph weddings with my new camera! I’m putting together a web site of all the flower pictures and sunsets I’ve taken so you can see how good I am. I even have a few pics of my pet dog which turned out really great!

I don’t have a business license, liability insurance, flashes, extra batteries, or even more than a kit lens that came in the box. So, if something goes wrong, you’re out of luck. But what could possibly go wrong? To keep things cheap for you, I won’t even back up any of your images. Less cost for me means less cost for you — Just passing the savings on! Oh, and I expect to be paid in cash or personal check because I don’t plan on claiming this income on my taxes. It’s not really income if I don’t have a business, right? I never liked paying taxes on anything anyway!

I know many fun and beautiful locations. I really care about making brides and models look beautiful! I add glow and selective color to all of my images, giving them the best look possible. No need to hassle with complicated stuff in Lightroom, Photoshop or anything like that. I just use this free thingy I got from Google! I thought they just did that search-thingy, but they make great photo-editing software, too — it makes my stuff look REALLY professional. And fresh. I like to call it “ProFRESHional!”

Bridals and Engagements are only $10. Please trust me to do your wedding. I’ll do it cheap, even FREE, just to build up my portfolio. I will only charge you $250 for your entire wedding day. Or do it for free if you want — whatever is easier for you. This is such a great deal! My camera cost me $700 brand new. All sessions include a Hi Resolution CD with FULL copyright surrender included, which means you get to print your pictures at Wal-Mart! Here’s the BEST Part! I offer 100% guarantee on ALL my sessions! Don’t pay a cent until you are 100% happy with your pictures!

I own a camera therefore I can take photos like the pros, who charge a LOT more. Most brides spend $2,500 on professional wedding photography. Since I have no experience I’ll only be charging $250 (90% off regular wedding photography prices) to shoot full day wedding coverage. Or, if you ask nicely, I’ll even do it for FREE! Just give me a couple bucks for gas and maybe lunch or something.

Think about it: Pros charge a LOT of money because they have a LOT of expenses. I don’t!

Pros have all these things like:
- a business license
- service contracts
- multiple cameras
- thousands of dollars in lenses and flashes
- hard drives to back up the images
- insurance
- experience
- training
- people skills
- color calibrated monitors
- professional print labs
- professional albums

I have NONE of that stuff so we’ll keep it cheap, just for you!

Some people say “You get what you pay for,” but I say, no way! “The best things in life are FREE,” right?!

E-mail me if you want to set an appointment or if you have any questions, I will gladly respond. I’m here for all your profess–no, I mean ProFRESHional needs! : )

Location: Anywhere gas money takes me
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: FREE, just like all the best things in life

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This is one of series of demonstrations protesters have held at Diamondback games over the past month.

Photos available in flickr set “Boycott Diamondbacks – May 20, 2010,” with larger versions available for viewing below.

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On May 5, protesters marched across downtown Phoenix to the State Capitol Building, then held a candle-light vigil.

Related article from azfamily.com.

Photos available in flickr set “Cinco de Mayo 2010,” with larger versions available for viewing below.

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Photo gallery below; images also available in the flickr set “May Day 2010“

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* Camera Raw 5.7 includes an updated demosaic algorithm designed to provide compatibility with settings applied in Lightroom 3 beta 2.

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